aggressive-zebra:

I don’t have a ”type”. If I like you, I like you.

And if I like you, you’re pretty special.

Because I hate everyone.

tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

and i knew it was bad
when i woke up in the mornings
and the only thing i looked
forward to was going
back to bed

poems from my uncle’s grave (via refusings)

(Source: irynka)

me: what do you call a nun in a wheel chair?

mum: what

me:

mum:

me: Virgin Mobile

mum: go to your room